Me: So I was cooking rice...
Some random white girl: Cooking rice is so easy! You just have to open the pouch and put it in the microwave and-
Me: I'm not talking about stupid fucking american rice, ok.
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
jasmine-blu: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
infinite euphoria: abortedslunk:... →
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a haiku about making pasta
la-peque: god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil