“Cory: Well, we won’t be fighting for long. I’ve got something that’ll take the fight right out of Mom. Read it and weep, Little Big Hair.
Topanga: ‘My model wife won’t care how dirty my room gets. She’ll always let me win at video games. She’ll play street hockey any time of the day or night.’ Why don’t you just marry Shawn?
Cory: Because our kids would look like horses.”—Boy Meets World, Season 1, Episode 15: Model Family (via kansasdragongrl)