November 2011
accioalife asked: I saw you posted about The Hunger Games. HAVE YOU READ IT YET???
"the Hunger Games is stupid" they said
"why is my house on fire" they said
"FIRE IS CATCHING" I said
"we're all sold out of hunger games tickets" they said
"why are you trying to shove that small purple berry down my throat?" they said
When you finally get to see your favorite band
asdfghjkllove:
MOVE BITCH, I LOVE THEM MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL
That feeling when you swallowed a whole candy.
endofunctor:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
